Gaga’s Workshop opens tonight at 11:59pm at Barney’s in New York and will sell a whole bunch of Gaga gimmickry, ways to creep passers-by, and one pair of really cool gloves.
BORN THIS WAY PLAY BUTTON: $50
This button allows you to play 22 tracks from Born This Way… because you’ve never heard of an iPod.
FLAME PRESS ON NAILS $225
Pocket change, really.
EGG SPIN TOY $35
Hey boys and girls, add this to your collection of completely useless plastic that resembles a PEZ machine!
“DIAMOND” TEACUP $65
Description: Lady Gaga is often photographed carrying a teacup. “I used to have tea at home with my mother every day, you see.”
Ok… where are you going with this?
CANDY BOW LOLLIPOP $25
You’re probably thinking: “why would I pay $25 for a lollipop?”
Well, so are we.
MAGNETIC GAGA DRESS-UP SET $65
GAGA LIGHT-UP YO-YO $25
WAIT! ARE YO-YOs BACK?! (This is genuine, non-sarcastic excitement)
STILLETO STOCKING $65
CHILD: Mom, where’s my stocking?
MOM: That’s it! That hooker boot hanging on the mantle! That’s your stocking!
SPIKE MOTO GLOVES $285
Fine, these are actually really cool. The best part is the modest, nearly 3-bill price tag.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Right here.